Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

things-larry-cant:

laugh-addict:

(Source: wescalou, via aura97)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via kevinbluebird)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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immiqrant:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via kevinbluebird)

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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